What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:30
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Are there any Indian wife swapping stories?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?
Still no good.
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Can landlords or property managers legally offer discounts or incentives for renewing leases?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Experts Predicts Unrecognizable Changes to Earth’s Map - The Daily Galaxy
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Hubble Trouble Solved? Webb Telescope Finally Cracks the Universe’s Growth Mystery - SciTechDaily
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
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share office space ...
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
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